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Doug Loves Minis

Ngaio Bealum Vs. Sacramento

Doug Loves Minis

Doug Benson

Doug, Records, Tv & Film, Game, Interruption, Comedy, Mini, Maltin, Vs, Eps, Leonard, Aspecialthing, Rental, Loves, Car, Movies, Benson

5663 Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2013

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Ngaio Bealum takes on audience member [sic] in the Leonard Maltin Game at the Punch Line in Sacramento, CA.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Doug Loves Minnis

0:02.0

Hey short rounds, my name is Doug and this is Doug Loves Minnies, the show that gets disappointed when nobody brings a name tag, coming to you from the nicest hotel in the valley of Sacramento, California, on December 30th to Oceans 13. Last night in SAC, I did a stand-up show,

0:24.8

and only one dude brought a name tag. There were lots of Douglas movies listeners in the

0:29.6

crowd, but they assumed that since I was doing a Douglas movies taping tonight in SAC as well,

0:40.0

that name tags weren't necessary.

0:42.1

So let me say this again.

0:44.6

I don't know how to be more clear about this.

0:51.0

If you want to win some stuff and be played for or possibly play yourself in the Leonard Malton game at my stand-up shows, bring a name tag.

0:56.2

Now, these are headliner shows.

0:58.0

Like, not the New Year's Eve show that I'm doing tomorrow night at the Knob Hill Masonic Temple

1:01.9

and San Francisco with Hannibal Boresse, Jessumet, Palumbo, Pete Holmes, Burke Kreischer,

1:08.1

Drennan Davis, and Mosha Casher.

1:11.2

No, that show, it's lots of comics doing sets, so we won't be playing the Leonard

1:17.1

Mollong game because there'll be a lot of people in the audience that don't even listen to

1:20.5

my podcast.

1:21.9

But, on the other hand, in Orlando, on Saturday, January 4th at the improv improv at 420, we will be playing the Leonard

1:31.4

Martin Martin game at the end of that stand-up show, even though the next day is a 420

1:38.0

Douglas movies taping. So bring your name tags both days. Now that that's cleared up, please enjoy from last night

1:46.5

in Guy O'Belam versus the one guy who brought a name tag.

1:50.9

And as always, you know who's a shithead.

1:55.2

Are you guys ready for some Leonard Malden game?

2:01.6

Thanks for faking for thanking you guys.

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