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so that's always weird.

The Seahawks never play a normal game and that's what happened. We'll talk about that as well. Dacott hurt, that sucked. So yeah, we have everything to recap. There was, oh no, there was baseball playoffs. Baseball playoffs, we'll talk about baseball playoffs. MLS, they missed any sports. some figure skating qualifiers

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The French open, the figure skating, we'll get it all.

We'll hit every single sport you can imagine

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Welcome to part of my take was the set to buy a ball. Let's do sports. Welcome to part of my team, it's not about the cash app. Go download it right now, use code barsters rushing attack. Vinnie Chase Claypool and Eric Ibrontar-Ros did internal from the spotlight as they helped Pittsburgh to victory! Oh yeah. Travis Scott Fogum said, send me a cactus jack meal. I want barbecue sauce because we're not gonna catch up and they did it Steelers 38 Eagles 29 Houston where Romeo Crennelly said hello Brian seat was hot in her But who needs a COVID mask when you can put a band-aid on the season? Brandon too many cooks kept going on and on and on and on and on it was pretty funny Then I got boring but then it got funny again Steven H Smith Auska has the Jaguars bottom feeding in the AMC South going off or two from field goals And Dougaloma Roan is trying to find a way to get his guys to stop playing like a clown posse before it's too late Texas 30 the Jaguars 14. Up to Kansas City where Henry Lockwood Rugs came back from his latest two-week vacation and is finally producing again for the Raiders. Josh Jacobs Sartorius, instant jammed the ball down the chief's throats as the Raiders climbed the Nelson Agro Cragular beating the Super Bowl champs and getting all up into Andrey Reed's guts. Do-do-do-do you have it? The Raiders 40, Chiefs 32. Wap! In the metal lands, where downed Ray 3000 Hopkins said, can you trick it, trick it, trick it, trick it, trick it like a Polaroid picture. But all the Instagram posters in the world can't make Lavy on Bel-A-D. Looked like he did five years ago. Joe, walk a flack of flame when hard in the paint, hard in detain, because his defaults make him look like an asshole. We will respect him a loss, but it looks like Adam's chapter, Gays, is dead or then dead as the Jets fall to Owen V. The Cardinal starting, Dunno York football Jets time. In Atlanta where Fleetwood Matt Ryan said, Now here you go Dan Quinn, you say you want your freedom. As a Falcons head coach, his time in Atlanta is tick tocking away. Mike Anthony Davis and the Los Angeles Lakers won their 17th title on Sunday

night against an injury depleted team in a fake AAU tournament and that is your part

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all day stealing what a film river signature moves the coach are feeling Iggy now as the Cleveland coach said I'm stuff and ski you already know as the Browns plant their flag as a contender in the AFC with a 4-1 start 32-23. How did San Fran wear Les Miles Gaskin was eating up grass and Preston Lacey Williams look like he was being chased by We-Man, the 49ers Super Bowl hangover has reached. Oh my god, I'm never drinking again. Territory, Xavier Dwight Howard got an interception in an NBA championship ring and that was the part of my take NBA title recap. Bobby John McCain brought his lunch paling and got another pick, forcing Kyle Shanahan to say I like my quarterbacks that don't get intercepted. The sole bright spot for the 49ers was Rookie Kevin White's 20-yard kick return. I've got my eye on him as one of Schwamm's pro bowlers. The dolphins Trouch said Fran 43 17 boom weren't you in that in zone back in the end of the championship game with a young Tom Brady and Dwight Clark made the catch but it was more about boom yet all more here back then boom in the big in the big day where the CBS truck said I don't know how to dax slow motion for me slow motion for me we don't need to see that boom even as a fan of brown University football I feel awful for dax brusquac deri's ruckus latent said hold my hand today no Jones has a let the quarterback to over half his passing yards on Sunday and even our don has been promoted to enter a manager by present Mike McCarthy who warned that crooked dough judge don't drop the soap don't drop the soap. As he scared great airlines last kick straight. Cowboy 37 tries 34. We finish in Seattle where Steely Dan Bailey and the Viking said, are you feeling in the years? Cousin throwing picks at night. In a touching tribute to my good friend, Eddie Van Helen, KJ right now said, I might as well jump. Just slinging Kirk Cousin's over his shoulder like he was a sick stringer. Grill disly helped to let Russ cook, as even after Kirk Cousin tried to aluminum foil blending for the Se ox sea ox 27 Vikings 26 Whoo All right, bye, baby. Well, we got Monday and Tuesday night football. We got Monday, Tuesday night football No Wednesday night football. Yes. Yes. It could happen All right week five in the books we're gonna recap every game of the on on for about fifteen minutes but they always

give Roger you know a lot of credit saying you know Roger does the right thing and he will not put in a football on Friday nights competing with the high schoolers this year we might get Friday night football yeah we might get for a football i still don't before we get to start a football i still don't understand and maybe this is i don't know you know what this isn't even behind side is 2020. Why didn't the NFL just schedule an extra week in the middle of

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