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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Dolphins Drop 70, The Bears Are The Worst Team In The NFL & A Special Monday Reading

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

NFL Week 3, we start with Fastest 2 Minutes and then get into every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:12:07) Chargers 28, Vikings 24 (00:12:07-00:21:51) Dolphins 70, Broncos 20 (00:21:51-00:33:19) Packers 18, Saints 17 (00:33:19-00:39:56) Bills 37, Commanders 3 (00:39:56-00:48:30) Colts 22, Ravens 19 (00:48:30-00:55:34) Patriots 15, Jets 10 (00:55:34-01:08:55) Texans 37, Jaguars 17 (01:08:55-01:17:47) Lions 20, Falcons 6 (01:17:47-01:23:26) Browns 27, Titans 3 (01:23:26-01:30:34) Seahawks 37, Panthers 27 (01:30:34-01:34:24) Cardinals 28, Cowboys 16 (01:34:24-01:41:17) Chiefs 41, Bears 10 (01:41:17-01:49:21) Steelers 23, Raiders 18 (01:49:21-01:59:12) Who's back of the week and Monday reading (01:59:12-02:17:25)


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners.

0:01.8

You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take NFL week three, we're going to talk about every single game from Sunday. We had some shocking upsets. The dolphins put a 70 burger up there.

0:25.2

The bear is still suck. We are going to do fastest two minutes. We have who's back in the week. And I also have a Monday reading. I forgot to tell you guys, we have a Monday reading. So packed Monday show for us. And it's all brought to you by our friends. A game time, the exclusive ticketing partner of bar stool sports created by fans, four fans. Game time is a ticketing app that makes it easier than ever to score last minute deals

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$20 off your first purchase terms apply. Okay let's go. It's part of my take. There's an about Park Suisports. You smell a rat cage? The rat is the rat and departed. The game ended on the goal line as Kirk let 15 seconds tick off starting mass confusion as his coach screamed from the sidelines, Hey Kirk, hey Kirk, you spiked that, you spiked that! If you look up into the sky tonight you can see Brandon Staley's comment of Flash Abrilyance that will burn out and never be seen again. The Chargers, the San Diego Super Chargers, have finally won a football game 28-24. San Diego Super Chargers, San Diego Super Chargers! I love their powder blues, you know that. In a rainy Cleveland, Dashaun watched and finally had his head in the game playing without a chump. Speaking of Dashaun, he's a regular guy who spent all his time thinking about the Jerome and Empire as he found for it for two touchdowns. Dr. Tana Jill Biden needs a shot in the arm as the Titans' offense was sleepy as Joe at 1 o'clock on a Sunday afternoon. Did someone say ice cream? Prouds, 27, the Titans, 3. Up the road to Detroit and whatever affliction Marcus Mario to had last year, Des caught it as in Ritter looks sick. Not in a good way but a bad way. Like he was ill. Again, not in a good way but a bad way.

4:25.2

Jared looked a gaffo lot like Michael Vick

4:28.0

after he beat the shit out of the underdogs

4:30.3

and flashed his legs running for a score.

4:33.0

The Lions are back in the wind column

4:35.2

as Sam Laporta-Patti wasn't taking any shit

4:38.4

catching a steady stream as the ref said,

4:41.0

you're in the end zone.

4:42.5

Lions 20, Falcon 6. What? What? Dr. Rouse on Maryland where AJ, epinews, and Scrooge played like a boss and kept all the points for himself. Bill's fans once again found themselves high on LSD. Loving Stefan Diggs that is. As he ripped off 111 yards against a commander's defense, Joey, why don't you slide? Had the crowd go in Google as he cut the lead to 34 and avoided the shirt out late in the fourth quarter. And then a touching tribute to T.C. politicians. These Washington commanders vehemently disagreed with the pill and shut down. Hey, T.G., ya boom? No one circles the wagons like thebop all over us! Bill's 37, Commander's 3. We have some guests in the room. Let's kick it over to memes. We had to New Jersey and a rainy, MetLife Stadium where fans were losing their teeth and Zach Wilson was yelling, I'm soaking over it! Zach Wilson asked! Was dying hard and Mac, D.Y. Jones is struggling to put a drive together. Zach Wilson Smith got bitch slapped by Matthew. You don't know who you're messing with for a safety. Big Mack Jones hit sauce right in the McNuggets and Randall. Corn on the cob had too much butter on his hands and the winds slipped away. Patriots 15, Jets 10. Oh, let's get the other side of that.

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All right, boom.

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We head to the Jettotlands, where it was a foggy rainy day. And there wasn't a light insight to help any of the lost travelers home. A damn shame, boom. Onto the game. Crack Jones smoked the Jets defense for well over 200 yards passing in one touchdown. Michael Sean Carter got yelled at by the Jets coaches on the sideline after telling them

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