CFB With Andy Staples, 1 Question With A Fullback Texans Andrew Beck, Lighthouse Presentation And More
Pardon My Take
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4.8 • 82.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2023
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Summary
We start with a quick recap of the MNF doubleheader, should the tush push be banned and is Joe Burrow back? Sort of (00:00:00-00:13:45). We then hear Hank's lighthouse presentation filled with facts and anecdotes and fake CGI pictures (00:13:45-00:39:55). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Tyreek Hill doing porn, is Aaron Rodgers thinking about Big Cat and more (00:39:55-00:56:39). Andy Staples joins us in studio to catch up on CFB, who's the most aggrieved, is Bama going to be ok, the Pac 12 being incredible, Dabo's issues and tons more (00:56:39-01:51:48). We have 1 question with a fullback with Texans Andrew Beck who returned a kickoff over the weekend (01:51:48-02:04:31) we then finish with Jimbos (02:04:31-02:11:13).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. |
| 0:01.8 | You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part in my take, we have our good friend, Andy Staples, in studio talking college football. Great time with him. We talk about the whole landscape. Everything is going on. It's been an awesome, awesome season and we're only one month into it. So we have Andy on in studio. We also have Andrew Beck, the fullback of the Houston Texans who ran back a kick for a touchdown. Heaviest player to run back a kick for a touchdown in 50 years. One question with a fullback, new segment. We are going to talk Monday day football. We're going to do the lighthouse finale for now now. Well, I wanna leave that open, but Hank has brought a PowerPoint slide. We have Jimbo's slides. We have Jimbo's, we have hot seat chill throne, and it's all brought to you by ourselves a part of my cheese steak, part of my cheese steak has unleashed a menu that will have your mouth watering in no time. Hold onto your taste receptors because because we're introducing the stars of the show. The chicken bacon ranch cheese steak, the irresistible chicken tenders and the monumental big cat combo, whether you're a cheese steak, a fish, a notto, a finger food enthusiast or simply someone who values the art of comfort cuisine. This menu has something for everyone. It is the football menu order now on pardonmycheastake.com also available on Uber Eats. Also just a heads up, we have been crafting part of my cheese steak. We've been perfecting it. I think we're doing a really good job now of delivering people delicious cheese steaks and chicken fingers. It is perfect for a football Saturday or Sunday or Thursday or Monday. Every day of the week, order now on part of my She's Take.com also available on Uber Eats. |
| 1:45.0 | Okay, let's go. It's part of my take. There's an about horse to. Welcome to pardon my take today is Wednesday September 27th and People are mad about Jalen Hertz and the Tush push mad about that Tush push very upset. They want it banned The haters want to band listen as as a |
| 2:45.2 | commander's fan has to play the Eagles twice every year. I get pushed a lot. I love the push. I do. I really do. I think if you don't like it then stop it. Figure out a way to stop it until then if you don't like it you can either try to figure out how to make teams stop doing it to you or do it yourself. But turns out you don't have a quarterback to can squat a semi truck right so and you have the best office line football so it's harder and |
| 3:06.9 | By the way, Eagles dominated the box. That was kind of a do it yourself, but turns out you don't have a quarterback to can squat a semi truck. Right. And you have the best offense line and football, |
| 3:06.0 | so it's harder. |
| 3:06.8 | And by the way, Eagles dominated the box. |
| 3:09.2 | That was kind of a comeback to reality for the box game that you saw. Like, hey, the Eagles, yeah, they are one of the best teams in the league. They went down, they took care of business. I completely agree with you, PFT. The touch push does not bother me in this slide. |
| 3:22.8 | She knows what a good way to not have the touch push |
| 3:24.8 | in your face. |
| 3:25.7 | Don't let the Eagles get to the one-yard line. |
| 3:27.6 | You can stop them on the first two downs. |
| 3:29.3 | Also, if you... the touch push does not bother me in the slightest. You know what a good way to not have the touch push in your face? |
| 3:25.6 | Don't let the Eagles get to the one-yard line. |
| 3:27.6 | You can stop them on the first two downs. |
| 3:29.3 | Also, if you watch it, I really think that if they ban this play, I think the Eagles will still do it and it will go from like 99% success to like 97%. What are you gonna legislate into it? You're gonna say, you can't push your quarterback from behind. |
| 3:43.4 | Okay, well, Jill and Hertz will still run a quarterback |
| 3:45.2 | sneak and be awesome at it. |
| 3:46.5 | Yeah, right. |
| 3:47.3 | Like, they don't push your quarterback from behind. Okay. Well, Jalen Hertz will still run a quarterback sneak and be awesome at it. Right. Like they don't even in that, that, that touchdown play, he wasn't pushed. Yeah. They push him for maybe a second effort, but again, 90% of the time he's getting those yards himself, get a Jalen Hertz, get an offensive line. Or I actually think that defenses should start throwing players over the line. |
| 4:05.7 | Yeah, so holding it holding them by their legs and their arms and just as a snap count goes, you just basically toss a player at jail and hurt. We talked about doing that with Darren Sprouls like throwing your running back over the line of scrimmage. So that could work. I actually have a way that I think might work. Maybe I'm stupid. I got a couple ways. Maybe I'm an. So the only way I can see the defense being able to really counter it's kind of like in soccer when you have a penalty shot and the goalie has to like guess which side it's going to. You generally know what gap Jalen Hertz is trying to get to. It's usually just right over the guard on the left side, maybe in between the guard and the tackle, they're big boys. can just submarine you and take you out. Have normal defense of line and then have like three line backers stacked up in an |
| 4:48.8 | eye. in between the guard and the tackle. They're big boys. They can just submarine you and take you out. Have a normal defense of line |
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