NFL Week 15 Fastest 2 Minutes, Colts Are For Real, Lions Huge Win And Recap Of Every Game
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 20 December 2021
⏱️ 151 minutes
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NFL Fastest 2 Minutes kicks us off and we then go through every game from Sunday ( 00:02:04- 00:08:11) Colts/Patriots (00:08:11 - 00:17:30) Steelers/Titans (00:17:30 - 00:31:14) Lions/Cardinals (00:31:14 - 00:47:01) Bucs/Saints (00:47:01 - 00:51:48) Dolphins/Jets (00:51:48 - 00:59:31) Bills/Panthers (00:59:31 - 01:15:01) Cowboys/Giants (01:15:01 - 01:26:59) Texans/Jaguars ( 01:26:59 - 01:33:31) 49ers/Faclons (01:33:31 - 01:43:02) Bengals/Broncos (01:44:25 - 01:48:20) Ravens/Packers (01:48:20 - 02:01:19) Football guy of the week and who's back of the week wraps up the show. (02:01:19 - 02:27:13)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:06.5 | Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, week 15, fastest two minutes, and then we recap every game. Kind of sad week because we have weird football schedules and everything's all out of order because of COVID, but we will talk about every game. |
| 0:26.4 | Couple thrillers, couple great games, lions, unbelievable, Dan Campbell coached the year. We'll get to that. We have football guy of the week. We have who's back of the week and a great Monday show for you. There's only a few football Mondays left in the calendar year. So embrace these shows. And we're brought to you by at Toastitos Toastitos the official chip and dip of the NFL if you're watching football with your friends you need two things a TV and some Toastitos end of list. No get together as official until some Toastitos the official chip and dip of the NFL get served fans can get in the game with a custom recipe for their favorite team at Toastitos.com slash recipes Toastito the official chip and dip of the NFL. I love toastitos. You love toastitos. We all love toastitos It is the best way to watch football whether you're watching it now Monday night football Tuesday night football It's toastitos all day every day now that we have football every single day this week, tostitos, the official chip and dip |
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| 1:32.8 | Okay, let's go. Now in the street they rip violence and then a lot of salt worth to be done |
| 1:49.0 | No place to hang out or washing and then I can't leave all under sun Oh no, we're gonna rock down too! E-L-E-L-T-I-R-E-N-U |
| 2:02.0 | And then we're taking higher |
| 2:04.0 | Oh, we're gonna run, don't do E-L-T-I-R-E-N-U It's part of my take, within the box was forced. Welcome to part of my take, presented by Toastidos, the official chip and dip of the NFL. Today is Monday, December 20th, week 15. We started in Detroit where the Cardinals as 13 point favorites make easy work of the Lions. Wait. Huh? What? It says the Lions beat the Cardinals starting to 12. Is someone jerking me golf? What the hell's going on? Well then, we started Detroit where Aman Ra, St. Wokken Brown do for you, continues his hot streak and Craig Killborn Reynolds was resourceful. The Cardinals are now left wondering, is Cliff Dingelberry the right coach for the job as Kyler Bill Murray and his coach are in Groundhog's Day with a second straight late season swoon. Lions 30, Cardinals 12. To Pittsburgh, where it was the love-o-bowl bowl and as Jim Nancy Reagan reminded us, everyone loves dick. And a touching tribute to the mid-80s, the Tennessee Titans suffered a terrible like meltdown after Bud Dupurri was pushed |
| 3:25.7 | to his limits following a core injury. Thankfully, the GOP's Bragg Steelers have pushed a full of shoes, but don't break Rockless Burger as a month and a half late on daylight savings time, falling forward twice for a touchdown. Long Island Ice TJ Wat was very strong and delivered multiple shots and Titans fans were singing I'm gonna love you forever. |
| 3:49.4 | Randy Trout. Long Island Ice TJ Wat was very strong and delivered multiple shots and Titans fans were singing I'm gonna love you forever! Randy Travis Bullock, but the Steelers will own this rivalry forever and ever hate it. Steelers fighting, Titans fighting. Whap, whap, whap, some spread! In Western New York where Gabe Kapler Davis looked like he hit the sauce before this one scoring two touchdowns. Speaking of Davis, let us be the first to wish Anthony Davis a speedy recovery after the vicious attack his own teammate LeBron James laid upon his knee. Posh Island is back in the NFL's elite and be advised Stefan Quiggs is back to making magic on the green screen that is a football field. The Panthers are now O and 12 in the last 12 who did this fam Newton starts as the Skull emoji surround the Carolina locker room. No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo. Bills, Bills, first one, Panthers 14. Got the Coco boom? Whap, whap! And to the metal lens we go, where Pepsi Day was a Braxton |
| 5:25.2 | Barrios, Cranbarrios juice touchdown in the first quarter had everyone asking what you got you paid. Duke Johnson and Johnson had not one shot but two shots of the end zone to boosted Dolphins offense. The Miami quarterback threw two touchdowns of a loss and Christian Worm Wilkins found his soil in the end zone. The dolphins have won six in a row Miami 31 in the Jets 24. |
| 5:48.9 | Whap, whap! laws and Christian worm Wilkins found his soil in the end zone. The dolphins have one six in a row, Miami 31, and the Jets 24. In Jacksonville, Davis Pills don't stop branded too many TDs kitchen. Oh fuck I fucked it up boom. Keep going, T. In Jacksonville, Davis Pills don't stop branded too many TDs in the kitchen cooks for two scores huh and Tremond Will Smith said welcome to Jacksonville where the players play as he took one back 98 yards of the house maybe it wasn't urban's fault after all Jackson's beat Jaguar's 3016 Some. At Mile Hive, points were rare in the first half, but Evan have no mixed fear. Sun, Evan's foot is here. The rookie made three field goals, including a 58 yarder. Meanwhile, the Broncos hung around when Tim Patrick made things dramatic and the Bengals lead the game climactic as |
| 6:45.8 | Denver fans got ecstatic on a celebration that was problematic but in the end Bro Burrow said we damn boys when he threw a touchdown to Tyler to steal the deal for Cincinnati Barrow's Broncos 10 Fucking bars boom bars And the big bell bottom we go, where Jimmy Garoppolo got his nose bloodied from just a tiny |
| 7:09.5 | arden- goes 10. Fucking bars, boom, bars. And the big bell bottom we go, where Jimmy Garoppolo got his nose bloodied from just a tiny art in Keybop, but the 49ers have a great, giga-kiddle thing, God love. Youngway, Kuh Runnings and Atlanta season is going downhill like a Bob sled team, as the Falcons are falling far down the NFC soft park with coach Smith's demands as players respect his authority and singing Kyle's mom is a big ol pitch, big ol pitch, big ol pitch 4931 tokens 13. We finish in Baltimore where Ravens fans started the day saying miss you so much for Lamar Janet Jackson and his herd ankle, but it was Tyler who stunt lead on the haters with a great performance in relief. |
| 7:46.5 | Aaron, he should be in jail or prison or both Rogers found the Edzone three times and AJ Tim Dylan scored a touchdown |
| 7:54.0 | And reminded everyone that touchdown is exactly what Bill Clinton did on Jeffrey Epstein's plane multiple times |
| 8:00.3 | Is John Harbaugh addicted to going for two? Does he have a two-point addiction? A problem with two points? The Packers take down the Ravens, 31, 30. And that is weak. 15, a little bit different, because for the first time in a very long time we didn't all watch football together due to COVID protocols. PFT is still fighting the Coco. So. So we need a houseman to make real quick actually. |
| 8:26.0 | Okay, okay. |
| 8:26.8 | I took a rapid test today, test a negative voice. |
| 8:29.6 | There we go. |
| 8:30.6 | Okay. |
| 8:31.5 | Go back. |
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