They tell me it's opening day or at least it was opening day in baseball. There's Big Red holding the big, getting ready to throw out the first pitch at the Royals game.

Both the Royals and the Chiefs making a different kind of pitch to the local citizenry.

This has to be good for the vote that's coming on Tuesday.

There he is, not on the mound but that's okay. He's 65 or 66 and he makes a nice

throw there. To get things started.

George Brett! George Brett!

I think George Brett's from West Virginia.

He's either from West Virginia or he lived in West Virginia at one

point. My searing memory of George Brett is the time that they called him out, the

Pine Tar and he lost his mind. I'm going to try not to lose my mind over the course of the next two hours.

Try not to lose yours along with me.

Shereen Williams is ill today.

She was going to try to do the show.

Once I became fully aware of her symptoms,

now the devil on the left shoulder thought, could end up having a pretty viral moment.

The angel on the right shoulder didn't want to subject to Shirin to the potential of hundreds of thousands of views of what might happen to her

while on the air if she had done the show. So get ready. You get your chance now. If you want to go, if you want to leave, if you

want to do something else for the next two hours, other than listen to me with the old school

PFT live, new school PFT PM.

Shereen's all concerned that she, you know, is leaving me hanging.

It's like, I do PFTPM and talk for at least an hour and I got a piece of

paper with five words on it. I think I can get through this especially since we got

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