Okay, so you want to talk about sterile.

I have been for for gamete storage purposes in the NHS jerking off room, which is like,

it's like a kind of tiny like Guna bunker in the real, like in the bowels of your local hospital,

some subterranean like basement sub level five.

Oh, I'd had a window, which I didn't like luxury.

Luxury.

I was in an entirely like vinyl and formica room with no windows with a drop ceiling with

a lazy boy that felt like it was bolted to the floor.

And the collection of like the worst pornography I've ever said.

Like magazine is directly out of the 1970s.

They were just like use your phone and I was like, I don't want...

I ended up using my phone, but I was in like the sub-basement Guna bunker

so I couldn't even get fucking signal.

So I was just like looking at this,

like this is a very, first of all, this is a very kind of normative sexually sort of like

sexual orientation selection of pornography here. It's very heterosexual, first of all. Do you

have anything a bit less awful? And also it's, you know, aesthetically quite dated.

I love that you walking to the lobby being like, do you have anything more modern?

Right now, so like the NHS, our beloved socialist medical system pays for you to store gametes for like two years, right?

And then you have to make your mind up and then they start charging you.

And I kind of want to, because they've given me the letter being like, what do you want

to do about this?

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