It doesn't, yeah, there it is, now it's failed.

Oh, Bruce.

All right, all right, all right.

So November, I would like to introduce you to Magic the Gathering.

No, no, this is an act of violence.

You're threatening against me and I'm entitled to defend myself.

You're a trans woman you like either magic or D&D.

The people of Europe have suffered under the yoke of unpredictable American insanity.

Yes, yeah. And you know, ever since I saw Macron wearing those sunglasses, I was like, I knew, I knew that we have to, we have to rejoin the EU so that you can never make me play Magic the Gathering. And I personally have a nuclear weapon that is hooked up to my heartbeat. And if it goes over the sort of like, you are playing the Magic the Gathering, there's a new Lorwyn Blanc, we're playing it, we're playing it, Brent. Dusted. We're doing a cube draft and we're going to town. Ron doesn't know how to play magic, you don't know how to play. Tori, can you play magic? Absolutely the fuck not. My wife taught me to play mahjong recently. Does that count for anything? How do I have two trans women and Raws and none of you can play magic? It's because you're talking to two trans women with jobs. I mean, I don't have a job, but I'm broke, so like, I've seen what this is like.

The most I know about magic is that I have had people come through my home that I have printed

out magic cards for to build their decks, because it costs apparently somewhere around

the price of like a used on the Civic to build a decent deck.

And so also, also every trans woman I know who's really into magic has a job. So it's kind of like that's why you play Warhammer. That's why you play Warhammer. I don't play Marjong. I play Ritchie Marjong, okay? Victoria, can you play Warhammer? No, but my wife likes to build the models. Oh my God. I'm playing... She's getting... I'm playing...

I'm playing...

Like, a distant plane counter-insurgency in Afghanistan with a little counters, okay?

I was...

I was homeschooled my entire childhood.

I did not make friends until I was 19 years old.

I grew up in Central Pennsylvania.

Which was harder?

I might be getting to play like a tabletop role playing game for the first time this year.

When you come back out here, I'm teaching how to play Twilight Struggle, okay?

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