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Hello, I am Andy Zoltzman, and I'm here to bid an extremely unfond farewell to the year

2020. In this, the best of the news quiz annual compilation. At one second past midnight

on 1 January 2020, as always, I sealed my predictions for the year in this locked envelope.

Let's see how close I was.

Okay, nope, that didn't happen. Nor did that. No, I did not qualify for the Olympics.

Not my fault, really. No, the Queen did not whip out the lightsaber at the state opening of

Parliament. Abraham Lincoln did not win the US election via Ouija Board. All there were more than

zero catastrophic global pandemics. Oh, but I did get one right. Prime Minister Cummings did not

quite last the year. Instead, what we have seen has been a year of heartbreak, confusion,

floundering, community spirit, community division, incompetence, brilliance, blame, counter-blame,

statistical embassements, a disappointing quantity of masks you can interpret that however you want,

a realisation that Premier League footballers are not 200 times more useful than nurses and

care workers despite what their pay packets suggest, and obviously Elon Musk implanted wireless

technology in the brains of pigs. That one I should have predicted. For the news quiz, this has

been the year of three hosts, beginning in January with Nish Kumar back in the before times,

when he still had things like a live audience in a recording studio, and when the biggest

thing we had to worry about was the triflingly irrelevant prospect of a world war breaking out.

Helen, how did President Trump start the new year with a bang?

Basically, what happened is that the US carried out a drone strike on a Iranian general called

Kasem Silimani, who was from the Kudzforce, which is the part of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard

that makes the rest of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard go, those are some bad lads.

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