News Quiz 21st January 2022

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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Comedy

4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Andy Zaltzman and the News Quiz satirise the week's news from the UK and beyond. This week Andy is joined by Alice Fraser, Chris McCausland, Daliso Chaponda and Hugo Rifkind. They try to make sense of a week of big dogs, pork pies and red meat. Chair's Script: Written by Andy Zaltzman Additional Material: Written by Heidi Regan, Cameron Loxdale, Stephen Buchanan and Tasha Dhanraj. Production Coordinator: Katie Baum Sound Editor: Marc Willcox Producer: James Robinson A BBC Studios Production

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:05.0	Hello, and welcome to the news.
0:07.4	Ah!
0:08.7	With me, Andy's all...
0:10.4	Ah!
0:12.4	I'm very sorry about the difficult start to this show,
0:15.0	but unfortunately, I'm busy sticking my fingers
0:17.7	into an electrical socket.
0:19.2	Ah!
0:22.2	It's just nobody told me not to do it.
0:25.4	LAUGHTER
0:31.1	Welcome to the news quiz.
0:32.8	CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38.2	Hello, I am Andy Zoltzmann and with the BBC Facing Cuts
0:41.2	after the government announced a freeze in the licence fee.
0:43.4	This week's news quiz will be the last one to use vowels.
0:46.4	LAUGHTER
0:49.2	So, to enjoy it, it's going to be tricky, next, whook.
0:51.9	LAUGHTER
0:53.8	For we go to that, there will be no panelists.
0:55.8	Then the following week, there will be no recording equipment.
0:58.2	I'll just yell it out of a window and hope a few people hear it.
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