4.2 • 13.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2022
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts. |
0:05.2 | This show is best listened to whilst not at work. |
0:09.4 | If you are not sure whether you are at work or not at work, |
0:13.6 | please check whether everyone you usually work with |
0:16.3 | has turned up with a bottle of wine |
0:17.7 | and is now getting hammered. |
0:19.0 | LAUGHTER |
0:22.1 | If they have not done that, you might be at work. |
0:24.8 | If they have, ask yourself, am I a professional wine taster? |
0:28.5 | LAUGHTER |
0:30.0 | If you are not, you are probably not at work |
0:33.0 | and therefore safe to listen to the news quiz. |
0:35.8 | CHEERING AND APPLAUSE |
0:41.0 | Hello, I am Andy Zoltzman coming to you |
0:44.3 | via the Miracle of Modern Technology |
0:46.2 | and Yoga Potts and Strings from Hobart in Tasmania, |
0:49.7 | where I've been sent to provide maximum satirical objectivity |
0:53.0 | for this week's show by being as far away |
0:54.8 | from the Downing Street Garden as humanly possible. |
0:57.8 | LAUGHTER |
0:59.8 | It all looks very small from here. |
1:02.3 | Also, in an effort to help boost the amount of patriotism |
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