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News from the Crabby Coffee Shop: We FINALLY know who/ what killed John F. Kennedy!

Garage Logic

Gamut Podcast Network

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4.73.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Kenny and the crew touch on the very "cliché" topic of the John F. Kennedy assassination... Who actually killed the 35th president of the United States? Aliens, perhaps?

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0:00.0

Welcome to news from the Krabby coffee shop with your host Don McLean from Jason and Alexis in the morning on my talk

0:07.3

107 one garage logic's newsman mr. FYI John height and the craziest guy in the coffee shop Kenny Olsen

0:18.0

It appears as though something has happened in the motor case route something I repeat has happened in the motor case route

0:23.6

There's numerous people running up the hill alongside Elm Street there by the Simmons freeway

0:30.3

several police officers are rushing up the hill at this time standby

0:35.4

Just a moment please something has happened in the motor case route standby please

0:40.8

From Dallas, Texas the flash apparently official

0:44.8

President Kennedy died at 1 p.m. Central Standard Time

0:49.6

2 o'clock Eastern Standard Time some 38 minutes ago

0:55.5

Vice President Johnson has left the hospital in

0:59.6

Dallas, but we do not know

1:01.6

To where he has proceeded

1:04.0

Presumably he will be taking the oath of office shortly and become the 36th president of the United States

1:13.2

I

1:15.2

Let's talk about why John Wayne was a bastard instead

1:20.2

No, no, we're talking about oh my god. We just did that moving, you know clips about the assassination of our

1:28.9

35th president and then you're like I don't like this story anymore

1:32.1

I want to change it talk about setting up the listener and then hitting up the right hook

1:38.2

Chuck Berry used to heat hire a local band when he was on tours

1:42.1

So they'd have to know his songs and he'd be in the middle of his song and he just changed the key randomly

1:48.2

Because he was a bastard. I want to be the role of Chuck Berry today. Let's talk about why John Wayne was an ass wipe

1:56.5

No actually a Vic sent me something yesterday and it was new documents

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