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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Madding Future Mark hates dicks,

K-pop, trips balls, and plays whose line is it anyway.

Weepy Wade tricks himself into tears, does his duty by his fluffies, assist in an orgy, and with a billionaire.

Bear Muth Bob struggles with understandable strain and gets a dirty noseful,

from format genius to mushroom messires.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It's time for News Flash.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hi and welcome back to distractible.

My name is Mark Iplier and I'm here hosting this episode because I won last time and if you don't know, that, that, that thing, that that works. It's because that's the entire thing of the game. And I know there's probably one person that's been listening to this and or watching this the entire, probably listen to this. Let's be honest. Let's be honest with ourselves. It's probably one of the listeners who has been looking at this slack jaw, drool dripping out of the mouth,

not understanding the concept of how this show works.

The only reason that our longevity is still longevity is because we were geniuses when we made this podcast, and we set out to make a formula that could be repeated at infinitum,

even if we repeat the same episodes over and over again,

and that everyone could find entertainment value in every single moment.

It doesn't matter if they have eyes or years or none of the above.

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