How To ABCs

Distractible

Leisure, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 27.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:28.7	Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to distractible. This episode,
0:36.4	Weaving Wade goes Mickey,
0:38.2	advocates xenomorphs,
0:39.8	then challenges the chaps,
0:41.4	two raucous velays,
0:43.2	Morgan Mark smells Wade,
0:45.3	hits the red rug,
0:46.6	fears glam bot,
0:47.8	gets the judicial call,
0:49.7	ejaculates,
0:50.8	and F-boms,
0:52.1	beat down Bob,
0:53.4	Jex of C-Nanners, finds fabulous down bob, Jaxocinanus!
0:55.0	Finds fabulous farts, fibs about his globes, stops orgasms and masturbates.
1:02.0	From psychopsovision to breakroom potentates.
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