New Year
Sean of the South
Sean Dietrich
5.0 • 546 Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:34.7 | New Year |
| 0:35.7 | Millions of years ago, New Year's Eve was a rather disappointing thing. |
| 0:43.8 | Way back then, our filthy ancestors huddled around campfires, sipping swamp water, and grunting |
| 0:48.6 | at teenagers who peed too close to camp. |
| 0:51.5 | And then, after midnight, they dig a hole in the forest and moan, |
| 0:55.3 | which loosely translates into, I wish someone would hurry up and invent a fiber supplement. |
| 1:02.1 | And for millennia, that's how things went. Well, sometime after the dawn of Metaumusel, |
| 1:08.0 | New Year's turned into a time for tequila, Yeagermeister, and making grand resolutions. One psychologist explains, |
| 1:16.4 | New Year's resolutions set people up for disappointment. Each year, |
| 1:20.5 | they realize how little they've accomplished, and in a single word, |
| 1:24.0 | people feel like miserable failures. Well, I wish someone would have told that quack |
| 1:28.2 | "'that was not a single word. |
| 1:30.7 | "'Last year, New Year's Eve, I sat at the bar, |
| 1:33.8 | "'and before the bartender would allow me a beer, |
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