New Year, Same You?
HR BESTIES
HR Besties LLC
4.8 • 586 Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2024
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Today's agenda:
- A** itching
- Cringe corporate speak: "Fleshed out"
- Meeting hot topic: New Year, Same You?
- How to not make the year a sh*tshow
- Are we making New Year's Resolutions?
- Our practical tips for goal setting and starting year strong
- What happens when companies that don't do goals?
- Questions/Comments
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| 0:00.0 | 300 sensors. |
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| 0:10.0 | AWS is how. |
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| 0:25.4 | AWS is how leading businesses power next-level innovation. |
| 0:34.1 | Ass itching hands. |
| 0:36.9 | All right, ass-itchingching hands i once had somebody come into my office very very upset |
| 0:43.6 | because at lunch they were in the salad bar line and the person in front of them using the tongs |
| 0:51.8 | right took his hand, stuck it down the back of his pants to itch his ass, |
| 1:00.8 | and then proceeded to, you know, put his salad together. And this person is watching this |
| 1:06.6 | in absolute horror, absolute horror. And then proceeds to come to my office to freaking tell me about it. |
| 1:14.2 | Like, what can I do about someone's ass itching hand, right? I mean, come on. I mean, that is HR. |
| 1:21.1 | Okay. What did you do about someone's ass itching hand, Lee? |
| 1:25.7 | I said, what the fuck you want me to do about someone's ass itching hand, like 20 minutes in the future? I mean, did you continue to eat the salad? You know what I mean? Like, what do you do? But one thing I did do was I made a TikTok video about it, of course. Of course. I have a meditation. And then they proceeded to put their ass itching hand. Like it sounds like that you have to go find it. |
| 1:45.4 | But yeah, ass itching hands in the workplace. Have you ever experienced an ass itching hand |
| 1:50.7 | in the workplace? Well, you guys know from season one I had someone who I had to tell to wash their |
| 1:55.7 | ass. Exactly. Their nooks and crannies. But I would think like the person who complained who complained probably immediately lost their appetite. Like, I couldn't. That was my number one question. Did you still eat the salad? Yeah. Well, did you make the salad? This is my challenge of some of the things like that someone goes to tell HR. And I'm like, okay, let's play this out. How's this going to go? So let's say that the person had told you Lee, |
| 2:17.8 | and then you go to this individual in either two things. One, they're going to deny it and be like, |
| 2:23.0 | I didn't niche my ass. Or, and then what? Get the security camera footage because that's exactly, |
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