New Year, Same Me
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2024
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
We are one earthquake and black swan event from the end, but 2024 is bringing new beginnings and an attitude of gratitude! On this episode, Heather dissects Jack Harlow lyrics, takes questions from instagram, and hears about your holiday through absolutely not voicemails.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:35.2 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon hope you're having a beautiful |
| 0:39.4 | start to your new year new year new me new year, but we're going to switch up the bullshit a little bit. |
| 0:45.9 | That's what I was thinking when I was driving down to the studio today. |
| 0:48.4 | A song popped on on my Spotify. |
| 0:50.6 | Now I'm not allowed to play it apparently on YouTube because they'll block me but it's a song called |
| 0:54.9 | They Don't Love It by Jack Harlow lyrics go I've been smooth for so long I'm trying to get rough |
| 1:01.2 | fuck buff in my nails dog I'm trying to get rough. Fuck buffing my nails, dog, I'm trying to get buff. |
| 1:04.6 | Fuck shaping my beard up. |
| 1:06.2 | I'm liking the scruff. |
| 1:07.7 | And fuck the hills because I'm living my life in the cut. |
| 1:11.5 | And it goes on, it goes on on to oh actually next line maybe even better |
| 1:15.3 | can't imagine that I'm gonna meet my wife into club we gone see though I I feel like |
| 1:22.1 | she more of a CEO or maybe she doing volunteer work in Rio |
| 1:26.4 | it's not like I need her but I would love to mean her that is the energy that we are |
| 1:32.3 | coming into 2024. |
| 1:34.7 | The whole idea that he's trying to get across is, |
| 1:37.1 | you know, I have all these ideas. |
| 1:38.9 | And I know I should be doing X, but I'm |
| 1:40.8 | feeling passionate about why. And that is what I want us to focus on guys because obviously you come to this |
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