New Year's Resolutions, Placenta Eating and Goal Holes

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2016

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Alison and Daniel took a horrifying infant safety and CPR class at the hospital. Jordan wants to know what goes on when pregnant women rub their bellies. Someone's "goal hole" was discussed although as I write this I can't remember what it referred to. Look, the wheels came off this episode a little but we still managed to discuss our New Year's plans, resolutions in general, placenta eating, Skeleton Key, crumbs, walnuts and a #Snackchat involving Tastycakes. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Russell.

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0:00.0	And now, live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's New Year's Eve on the
0:06.6	Allison Rosen is your new best friend, Joe.
0:09.0	Tonight, Allison welcomes your guest.
0:10.6	She's a comedian who can be heard counting down to New Year on Serious XM, which you
0:14.9	pre-recorded so she could spend the night experiencing the heart-stopping thrill of mixing
0:18.7	M&Ms and Skittles in the same bowl.
0:20.8	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:22.6	He's a man who's spending New Year's Eve quietly with his family by a nice horror
0:26.1	fire while tweeting what is the sexuality of the elves to keep learning until he gets
0:30.4	an answer.
0:31.4	It's Alan Moss.
0:32.4	And he's a comedian who's running in 2017 with the Colonial DJ types at the Glendale
0:38.0	Yogurt Land.
0:39.0	It's Jordan Morris.
0:40.0	Chef Jeff is here to pop some sweet champy with some tasty trampies.
0:44.0	I'm a husband Daniel.
0:45.0	In my resolution, this new year, is just to hold on to the last threads of hope I have
0:48.8	in this country and in humanity in general.
0:51.0	And if I can't do that, then it's to try to go to bed earlier, say, and hop on board
0:54.8	to the Love Bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
1:22.5	Hello, my little bushtenow elves.
1:24.1	It's me Allison.
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