Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

We're wearing the same clothes as last Monday because we pre-tape this because I am on an island somewhere floating in a giant martini glass that's filled with gin.

And Jimmy Fela...

I didn't fit.

I hate so much.

I'm actually outside a giant martini glass, unfortunately.

So I am not a huge resolution person because I feel like it's a futile thing because two weeks people

give up and it's dumb like I think you should have larger things you aim for but like the the

tic-tickety-tack list if you go back to your other tickey-tack list like what did you ever accomplish

and I want people to go back

the last 10 years and fulfill all of those resolutions before they start on new ones amen i mean

in 2015 when i said i was going to have a radio show and a tv show and i'm kidding no i'm o for everything

i'm all of it i i do the same thing and run the same fools errand that a lot of people have but the

truth is if you were

going to do it right it doesn't need a pledge it doesn't need a jimmy loses 10 pounds dot org you just

just go do it that that nike slogan just do it serves two purposes yes if you're trying to turn

your life around you don't need a proclamation just do it or if you're running a Nike factory and the kids are tired or sewing sneakers, you go, hey, just do it. Yeah, exactly right. And they get back to work. And they get back to work. Those Jordans ain't going to show themselves. Double meeting. You want to work in the iPhone factory because I'll ship you there. Just do it. Anyway, happy New Year. You want to go to the fun summer camp with the Uyghur children?

Just do it. Just do it. You little f***. I'll tell you this started off on a high note. Tell me your predictions for this year. All right, 2026 wild year. We got midterms. And that's going to dominate most of the landstap. Do you think Republicans are going to win? No. Keep the house, I should say. I don't think so either. I think it's going to be a good old-fashioned shalacken. And it always is, you know. And I think their challenge is going to be they don't go one for two. He's got a big problem. Like, because they would impeach him for any, people like,

oh, what are they going to impeach him? Anything. Yeah. They would impeach him for child neglect for not

helping Kevin McAllister and Home Alone too. He left the kid right there in the plaza. He could

die. Get him out. So it matters. And I think he knows how much it matters because he's already

rally Trump. I don't know that that's necessarily a good thing. I mean, you know, Trump throws a lot of wild pitches. Okay, I think the campaigning can work against him. You see, in the election, because we had that truncated election, it was only 107 days. Kamala eventually started doing things but he also oh i know it was

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