This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Thursday, the new Friday, September 11th. And today's pod is the best one yet. This is a T-boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today.

Yeties, we know that it is a heavy moment right now in the headlines. It was already a sad day, as it is every September 11th. Now, it's also a

tense day after the murder of political influencer and podcast host Charlie Kirk. It's a lot,

and it's heavy. It is. But Nick and I prepared three fantastic pop business news stories for

today's show, and we're excited to hit them with you. So, Jack, what do we got for our first story?

For our first story. The biggest surprise on Wall Street yesterday was Oracle.

The stock surged 40% the moment the market opened.

And that 40% surge means we have got a brand new, richest human on Earth.

For our second story, can we talk about Ralph Lauren?

Please.

The inventor of the polo shirt is at an all-time high thanks to its new AI wardrobe.

But honestly, Jack and I aren't shocked, because Ralph Lauren is actually one of the most innovative brands in fashion history.

And our third and final story, Got Milk.

It's arguably the most successful ad campaign of all time.

And 30 years after the first Got Milk Milk Mastash, we are having another real milk moment.

Wait, did you call it a mustache?

Ah, the emphasis was on the wrong cell album, Jack.

But yet is, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories.

Fantastic mix of stories.

Love the mix today, Jack. Stocks are surging at

ATHs, all-time highs. Crypto is crushing it right now, also at an all-time high. Gold, too. But the

best performing asset on Earth right now is fictional. Because the best performing asset is

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