Alright, here we go, baby. We got the weekend. Here we go. Three, two, one.

This is Nick. This is Jack. And this is Snacks daily. It is Friday, the real Friday, December

3rd. You got your Christmas tree yet? No, I don't. Do you cut this thing down? I bought

a wreath like six days ago and I haven't figured out how to hang it. Jack, you're getting

away from the question. I know it's not on your mind. Can we celebrate a little early

year? It's all very what? It's your three quarters birthday on Sunday, man. It's my fiscal

birthday. It's your three quarter birthday on Sunday, Jack. March 5th, December 5th. Happy

early three quarters birthday. I'm three months to 34. Today's pod though is also the best

one yet. So perfect timing for our first story. Now that Jack Dorsey has quit Twitter, he

just made his first big decision for his favorite child square. Hey, square, get over here.

You kid come here. Sit on my knee. Here's the deal. We're changing your name for our second

story. For the first time in 27 years, Major League Baseball just got locked up. What's happening

with pictures is happening with Starbucks baristas too. And for our third and final story,

grab just what public in the biggest stack listing in the history of stock markets. But

here's the thing, Snackers. This isn't just a super app. This is an extra super app,

which is crazy because in America, we don't even have a super app. Right. So this is like

two steps ahead of everything we thought we weren't even doing. But Snackers, before

you hit that wonderful mix, I love this mix. It's the first Friday of the month, which

means it is we have the big monthly jobs report for November. So Snackers, if you were one

of the estimated 500,000 Americans who got a new job last month, Jack and I have a little

thing we got to tell you about. It's a new thing. Prepare for the stay interview. This

stay interview. It's a new thing. It's a work thing. And it's a strange thing. Now we

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