New Jersey, Rodney Holmes, 'And' 70s Movies | Monday Morning Podcast 7-20-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Bill rambles about beautiful New Jersey, drum legend Rodney Holmes, and 'And' 70's movies.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 20th, |
| 0:07.8 | 20206. Six, six, six, six. What's going on? How are you? How's it going? Oh, geez. |
| 0:19.0 | Five 23, Sunday afternoon, Pacific Coast Time. |
| 0:25.8 | I'll tell you, one of the easiest things to do in the world is to play with your kids. |
| 0:30.1 | And then the hardest thing in the world is to try to get something done when your kids are there. |
| 0:38.0 | If you're just playing with them, it's all good. |
| 0:42.0 | The second you try to be like, |
| 0:43.6 | can you guys just like not try to kill each other |
| 0:46.1 | and I'm just going to go in the other room |
| 0:47.9 | and do X, Y, and Z? |
| 0:49.4 | Nope. |
| 0:50.4 | Dad. |
| 0:52.1 | Yeah, it just, it's just, it's, it's, and you just look at him, you're, can you guys just chill? Can you just chill? Can you just chill for 10 minutes? Can you just chill for 10 minutes? You're like, uh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, 10 seconds say it, dad, or there's a fight. when somebody needs something or something falls down, it's just you literally. |
| 1:13.7 | And then when |
| 1:14.3 | you're hanging out with them they don't do anything they're just sitting there and they're just |
| 1:17.4 | totally chill eating a sandwich looking cute as hell the second you leave it's like they make like a |
| 1:22.9 | plan like all right let's fuck shit up immediately. |
| 1:27.8 | Immediately. |
| 1:33.2 | Everything we just agreed to is out the window the second he leaves this room. |
| 1:36.8 | But anyway, I actually had a great day. |
| 1:40.7 | I went on a bike ride with my son. |
| 1:43.2 | And then we watched the World Cup final. |
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