New Friend (Blue Star Boy Spotlight)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2018

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week we train our first-ever Blue Star Boy Spotlight on a top poster from the Deplorables facebook group, a man brimming with terrible posts and one very sad one.

Also: Dilbert MCs a rap battle between MAGA dorks and Jay Z, and the results are spectacular.

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0:00.0	dude we're the blue star boys on all time i wish i wish we could rise to this level i'm there
0:06.2	i'm satirically there i'm i'm not really there but i pretend to be as long as the audience
0:12.2	like thinks you're there and doesn't catch on that it's satire we're good oh good like i want
0:18.4	them to think we're authentically terrible people it's bad we're shitty. Oh, good. Like, I want them to think we're authentically terrible people.
0:21.5	It's bad.
0:22.7	We're shitty.
0:29.3	The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone array.
0:33.8	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascistania today.
0:35.1	So stay tuned.
0:39.1	We're going to take a few pictures of the desert in how their policies are actually messing it up. It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys.
0:44.7	I'll show you exactly what I'll show you exactly what I'm right when they're going to destroy the
0:52.0	deserts. All their environmental stuff. Stay tuned. I'm Alexander Edward. I'm Alexander Edward.
0:57.0	I'm out and Matt.
0:59.2	And I'm Tony Boswell.
1:00.6	And we are Minion Death Cold.
1:04.9	And we got a special brand new feature on the show tonight.
1:09.3	We're still working on
1:10.9	the title of this segment but uh tentatively we are calling it a blue star boy spotlight
1:16.5	spotlights on them and uh you may be familiar with previous uh blue star boys what was his name
1:23.5	richard something richard cook or man who won who won blue star boy last week yeah a couple couple weeks ago the the face name Richard something. Richard Cuck. Oh, our man. Who won Blue Star Boy?
1:28.7	Last week?
1:29.3	Yeah, a couple weeks ago.
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