15 - Blackwater Babies

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2018

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Subscribe to the brand-new Minion Death Cult Patreon and get a full-length bonus episode every week for only $3/month. Patreon.com/miniondeathcult

This week MDC solves gun violence with Blackwater Babies, a Gruntstyle tees-for-guns program, and firearm anti-education.

On a lighter note, we plumb the darkest depths of symbolism in the new Official White House Portraits of the Obamas that our tax dollars paid for.

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0:00.0	This is like the racist media because like, you know, when it's a Hispanic person like Ted Cruz, they don't call him a school shooter.
0:09.1	They call them the, uh, what's the serial killer?
0:13.5	They call him.
0:14.9	Oh, what do they call Ted Cruz?
0:16.6	They call him the, the horoscope killer.
0:18.5	Oh, my God.
0:19.9	Thanks, yeah.
0:20.5	He's the zodiac killer. The horoscope killer. Man my god. Thanks, yeah. He's the zodiac killer?
0:21.7	The horoscope killer.
0:23.5	Man, that's the title of this episode.
0:24.9	Just fucking dropped that, that joke.
0:26.8	Totally. I could do it again.
0:28.0	No, that's all right.
0:28.7	No, I love it because to me, what I learn about you right now is that you don't care about
0:32.1	horoscopes.
0:33.0	I don't.
0:33.8	Good.
0:34.4	Yeah. I only care, I only care when they're part of like a murder mystery.
0:39.1	What if you were the horoscope killer though? And then like you just killed all the time
0:43.0	every month. The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:51.1	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist ph you today so stay tuned we're going to take a few
0:56.7	pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up it's not beautiful
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