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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Whoa. Don't. Is mine facing the right way? Yeah, it is. What do you have makeup on?
0:07.4	Because I'm going out after. She's going to go bowling. Wait, who are you going bowling with?
0:13.2	Her friend. Some friends. Yeah, yeah. You going out on a date? No, just friends. You're going out on a date.
0:19.0	No. Yeah, you're fidgety. I know you're going out on a date.
0:21.6	No, no.
0:22.6	No one.
0:23.6	Welcome back to bad friends.
0:25.6	The one that she likes is in Hawaii.
0:27.6	Oh, right?
0:28.6	The one that you like is in Hawaii.
0:30.6	Yeah.
0:31.6	Yeah.
0:32.6	Boy, hi, ha, ha, ha, yeah. And she has Eh, yeah
0:38.3	Yeah
0:39.3	Why
0:40.3	You have a crush on him
0:42.3	That's all I'm saying
0:43.3	Rudy
0:46.3	Hawaii
0:50.3	And Rudy
0:51.3	And Rudy
0:52.3	You're in a different wavelength than I am, dude.
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