Bobby Falls in Love

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 88 minutes

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0:00.0	The Premier League is exciting.
0:04.0	It's exhilarating.
0:08.0	And sometimes it's...
0:11.0	So when you need something to help you ride the highest and loads of all that action,
0:17.0	grab a Coke to keep you in the game.
0:20.0	Time to refresh.
0:21.8	Time for a Coke.
0:23.8	Coca-Cola, official partner of the Premier League.
0:29.6	You two are bad friends.
0:31.9	Who are these two idiots?
0:33.5	A white dude and an Asian dude.
0:36.6	You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something We're bad friends Oh, this is spring water Yeah It's a beautiful spring water What's a difference between regular water And spring water? Plastic That's the difference in season Oh, I'm sorry It's okay It's a season thing You've never had winter water You've never had some water. You've never had some winter water? No. Well, it's a winter wonderland now. Fall water, any of the seasons. Spring is the only season I drink. What season do you like the most? Water-wise. Summer. Summer water. I want summer water. Summer water. Having some fire blast. Yeah. Summer Lovin is on the the rise and I'm telling you dude, you're getting so tuned up for this summer. Your body's gonna be good, your brain's gonna be good. I don't know. I think you're gonna get some summer love this summer. Or I'll get a disease. Which one? The shaky one. Parkinson's. No.
1:32.0	No? That's not the shaky one? There's other shaky ones. What's the other shaking one?
1:37.2	There isn't anymore. Parkinson's is the only one. I feel like that's the main shaky one.
1:42.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shaking tremors. Give us, pull up shaky diseases.
2:01.2	They're right here. Multiple sclerosis, man, say that five times. They can't. You know what I want to do? I want to get a shaky disease and have a time machine go down to the 70s and do soul train. Yeah. Dude, I'll do soul train. I've always wanted to do the line with a shaky disease. Yeah. Right.-d-dun-d-dun-d-dun-d-d-d-dun. Some people who've got to get a time machine and they'll get, you know what I mean, I want to go see, you know what I mean? Meet George Washington. Not me, dude. Shake him is. Shaky soul train. Shaky soul train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's you, Bob.
2:19.3	No, that's not what I was saying.
2:20.9	I love him. Washington. Not me, dude. Shaky soul train. Shaky soul train. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:18.1	That's you, Bob.
2:19.3	No, that's not what I was saying.
2:20.9	I love him.
2:21.7	Michael J. 5. I'm a big fan of him. He's the man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His, his, uh, Instagram handle is shaky soul train, oddly enough. He's the man. He's the man.
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