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Bad Friends

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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.714.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0

Bad, mad TV.

0:54.4

Okay. And then... It's called Sugar High Bakery. Shout out to them in Michigan. They came to my show. There's no marijuana in it. What? I made sure there's no weed in those. There's no weed in it. Frankenmuth, Michigan. Yeah. This is good, a little bad friend cookie, and then here it's me and my little prince. Yep. Yep. Do you hear about the prank I pulled out on Carlos? No. What was it? What was it? You don't remember the prank? No, what was that? Okay, so we're flying into... Oh, God, this is like a security risk. It's a security prank. Okay. Like to hear it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So we're flying into, we're hour late. So we're on the tarmac in L.A. Don't you hate when that happens? This is the worst airport in the United States. That's why we got to get out of here. Spencer Pratt. In there. In there. Anyway, we're at the L.EX on the tarmac.

0:57.0

90 minutes.

0:57.7

90 minutes, hour and a half.

0:59.5

Now, we're flying to Detroit.

1:01.1

Am I right?

1:02.0

Okay.

1:02.7

Correcto.

1:03.1

So, correcto to you.

1:05.6

And very good, dude.

1:08.3

And I...

1:09.3

Really good, Carlos.

1:10.4

So, you know, we have dinner reservations. You know how

1:14.4

daddy gets when I can't have my dinner reservations. What do you mean? The pilot didn't know you

1:18.0

guys had a dinner reservation? Did not know, dude. What's his problem? I don't know, dude. Let's go.

1:23.3

Let's go. Let's go! Right? So when we land in Detroit, we don't, we have to get going. Now, people have to make their connections. So you know what they say? You know what they say. What do they say? What they say is, for those, if this is your, you know what I mean? Dest destination, you sit while all the people get up.

1:44.4

Never work.

1:45.0

And go, but they did it.

1:46.1

Never.

1:46.5

People sat?

1:47.4

Yeah, people sat, right?

1:48.5

Wow.

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