Bobbychella & The King's Fool

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, bad friends. I am going to be in San Diego. Bobby's hometown on June 28th at the Sound in Del Mar, North County. Come on out, dude. Take a break from the water and the sun, San Diego. Come see me at the Sound. June 28th, two shows, early show and a late show, June 28th. Then July 24th, I'm going to be in St. Charles, Missouri, basically St. Louis, right next door. Next door, neighbors, come out and see me at the Ameristar Casino, St. Charles, St. Louis, Missouri. That's July 24th. June 28th in San Diego. Come out and see me. Go to Andrew Santino.com for those tickets. Andrews Santino.com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude I'm an Asian dude
0:38.6	You two are disgusting Oh you two or something We're bad friends Peaty, peedy, peedy, peedy, peedy, peedy, peaty, peatty Peete, peedy, peedy, peedie, peatty, peat, peat, peat, peat, peat, peat.
0:53.1	Average white. Pete, Pete, Pete. Average white. Normal white guy, normal white guy, normal white guy, normal white guy, normal white guy, Pete's a sax. All right? Yeah, I like it. Yeah, you like it? Look who's back from. You're still buying beef at the store? Oh, beef guy. 20% up.
1:10.9	Yeah.
1:11.9	Yeah. Oh yeah. Eating the beef, huh? I'm eating the beef. Yeah, what else? What about gas? Gas, the lowest grade gas. You get the low grade? Yeah. I get supreme. That's just with, that's gas with tomatoes and sour cream. Exactly. They're working. It's like a baked potato.
1:27.4	Yeah.
1:27.9	Have you got a colonoscopy?
1:29.7	I haven't.
1:30.5	Yeah, I just got mine. and sour cream. Exactly. They're working. It's like a baked potato. Yeah.
1:28.3	Have you got a coloscopy?
1:29.3	I haven't. Yeah, I just got my last week. Let's bring up the results. No, I can just tell you the results. It was awesome. The phone call made me happy. Zero polyps. No polyps, no cancer. They did find a fingernail. fingernail.
1:44.6	Apparently my ass was like a well from the silence of the lamp. cancer. They did find a fingernail.
1:46.3	Apparently my ass was like a well from the silence of the lamp.
1:48.6	Things are crawling out of it.
1:49.9	You know what I mean? I think my poop has claws
1:52.1	because they're just crawling out. Something's got to be
1:54.0	Yeah, they found a fingernail. Yeah, yeah.
1:56.3	And a little bit of AIDS.
1:58.0	But you can't put that in there.
2:01.6	They tested it.
2:02.5	It's pure.
2:04.9	I guess who's back from Coachella, Bobby Lee and Carlos Herrera went out to the desert.
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