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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0	Ooh, dear Lord, thank you for the familias.
0:10.6	Thank you for the meal on my plate.
0:13.9	I'm grateful to you.
0:17.2	Thank you natives for all of the land.
0:22.7	We gave you casinos.
0:26.4	Cut off your hands.
0:29.3	Sorry about the smallpox.
0:32.0	The things that we gave you.
0:35.7	The blanket was nice, but it fooled with disease Sorry Sorry Natives Whoops are bad Yeah That's Thanksgiving. Sorry, natives.
0:56.0	Whoopsie are bad.
0:58.6	We really did a lot of damage, and we named our sports teams after your leaders.
1:05.2	Love dances with wolves.
1:08.0	I love Lester Mohicans.
1:10.6	Favorite movies of all time
1:12.7	And Minnetonka Shoes
1:15.9	Amen
1:18.0	Amen to that
1:19.6	Amen to that
1:19.7	Yeah
1:20.6	We love them
1:22.9	You know I
1:24.9	I've collaborated with some natives in my life.
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