Don't Start Fake Wars with a Fake Person

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody. We got new merch and these, I mean, this is, this was a traumatic day in my life. Yeah, really well. When I fell over and I was bullied a little bit online, but, um, from Andrew, but, you know, but you know, but this, yeah, you laugh like a hyena. But let me say something. We, we have it on a shirt now. And we have it on a long sleeve, on a short sleeve like that, and on this hoodie, which we
0:22.6	absolutely love. So, go to
0:24.6	bad friendsmerch.com to grab at bad friendsmerch.com.
0:28.0	You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?
0:31.6	White dude and an Asian dude.
0:34.5	You two are disgusting.
0:36.6	Oh, you two or something
0:38.4	we're bad friends
0:39.6	oh dear lord
0:46.5	thank you for the familias
0:50.2	thank you for the meal on my plate
0:52.5	I'm grateful to you
0:55.7	Thank you
0:58.5	Native for all of the land
1:02.1	We gave you casinos
1:05.3	Cut off your hands
1:07.9	Sorry about the smallpox, the things that we gave you.
1:15.2	The blanket was nice, but it fooled with disease.
1:23.6	Sorry.
1:25.2	Sorry natives.
1:27.7	Whoops are bad. Sorry. Natives.
1:29.8	Whoops are bad.
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