Finally, I saw an eye doctor today.

What do the doc say?

We took a bunch of tests.

Yeah, like what? Like A, B, F, Q?

No, he said, there was one word called Hovum.

Hmm, Hovum, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He goes, what does that say? There, it said, Hotovov. Yeah, ha Tov, yeah. And I go, I'm Bladmin. Ambladne. Yeah, yeah, and he goes, that's way off, right?

Both eyes.

Then he scanned the intertrial of all the like cells. That's only an Asian thing. Yeah, I know. They don't have to do that for us. And what, you know what the cells are? They're squinty. The cells were squinty, dude. Even the cells under microscope are. Yeah, yeah. Oh, what do we do? Wait, get that test up and let me see if we can do it. Ready, Bob? Yes. I already know, okay.

Okay, well, that's not.

Do the other one.

You just have, there it is. This one. Oh, what do we do? Wait, get up that test up and let me see if we can do it. Ready, Bob? Yes, I already know, okay.

Okay, well, that's not, do the other one you just, there it is.

This one.

Okay, what are you gonna do?

No, I wanted to. Well, you're, I'm closer. Your eyes are way better than mine. No, I just want to see what line you can get down to. So the first, first.

From here.

No, one, two, and three are fine.

Do the fourth line.

Fourth line down.

T-H-V-O-H-O-H-O-V.

Next one.

Here we go. H-V-T-O-T-V-H-V-T-O. Great. Next one. Now I'm done. Q-2-N. No, Q-O. It's-T. I mean, the letters are the same in every single one.

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