NEVERNOWHERE 10. Ratatoussy
LegendLark
Team Squad
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🗓️ 16 October 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
After being warned in no uncertain terms, "DO NOT ROB THE PIPER LORDS," and "DO NOT JOIN THE PIPER LORDS," the gang figures out how to join and rob the Piper Lords.
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| 0:00.0 | So this past week, my work required that I once again complete our security certification. |
| 0:07.3 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:07.9 | And I, mine's coming up to, brother. |
| 0:09.8 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:10.7 | And it made me realize something. |
| 0:12.6 | It's that we have never had a cybersecurity certification as a company. |
| 0:17.9 | Oh, shit. |
| 0:18.6 | Our cybersecurity score as a company, zero. Zero. That's true. Absolutely zero. This is terrible news. Should we be saying this in the podcast or is that another breach of, fuck? Sorry, Kat, didn't we to ruin. Damn it. Well, okay. You know what? It's already here. It's already out. |
| 0:37.9 | Well, we should, we should do some exercises to make sure that, like, we're more secure. |
| 0:41.2 | Exactly. That was my thought. Today I wanted to go through some statements, a quiz here on |
| 0:46.0 | cybersecurity readiness. Okay. So the first question is about fishing. Uh-huh. The factors of fishing. |
| 0:53.7 | Yeah, my grandpa takes me fishing. |
| 0:56.3 | Wow. |
| 0:57.1 | So an email from your boss asks for the name, address, and credit card of one of your |
| 1:03.5 | company's top clients. |
| 1:05.9 | The email says it's urgent and we should please reply right away. |
| 1:10.0 | You should reply right away, true or false. |
| 1:12.2 | Oh, definitely. Yeah. It's urgent. Absolutely. It's my, my boss is asking for that. |
| 1:17.0 | Which one of us is the boss? No, we have, we all have a boss. Yeah. God. This is the Lord Jesus Christ. |
| 1:25.9 | Our boss. Our boss boss Oh, oh that boss |
| 1:29.3 | Yeah the boss |
| 1:30.2 | The boss |
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