Never Seen It LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week, we're bringing you a never before released episode from the vault! On this live show at LA's Dynasty Typewriter, Kyle has never seen Law & Order, Henry Zebrowski has never seen Little House on the Prairie, Jon Gabrus and Betsy Sodaro have never seen House of Cards, and Langston Kerman has never seen Scarface! Also featuring Ryan Singer, Ahri Findling, Noah Findling, Marlena Rodriguez, Caleb Synan, Anna Gillcrist, and Chris Charpentier. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Starbeams are there.
0:01.9	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
0:08.7	this is never seen it.
0:13.4	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:20.1	Okay, cool. Let's get into it then. Here it is. Okay, cool.
0:22.3	Let's get into it then.
0:23.6	Here it is.
0:24.3	Kyle Ayers has never seen Law and Order SVU based on what people say online about it and episodes of The Simpsons that make jokes about it.
0:33.7	Insert, black title card.
0:39.2	I cropped the other card. Grisled male voice narrates over a title card
0:41.6	Which reads the same
0:42.4	In the Law and Order cinematic universe
0:44.3	Some crimes are way, way worse than others
0:46.4	Some crimes are heavily fluid-centric
0:48.7	These are those crimes
0:50.4	This is Law and Order
0:52.9	Sport Utility Vehicle Title card created by Dick Wolfe crimes. This is law and order, sport utility vehicle.
0:56.2	Title card, created by Dick Wolf.
0:58.4	I should have looked that up before I wrote
0:59.9	my script.
1:02.7	A wolf howls in the distance.
1:05.0	Jesus Christ.
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