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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Dave Ross has never seen La La Land

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Dave Ross has never seen La La Land, but he rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Jason Burke. We talk Movie Shame Bracket, Build the Perfect Movie, Before and Afters and TWO Dad games!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Starbeams out of there.

0:01.4

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:08.6

this is never seen it.

0:13.3

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:20.1

Hey, everybody, joining us back again on the podcast is Dave Ross.

0:23.6

You know Dave, I love Dave.

0:25.1

Dave has never seen La La Land.

0:27.0

We have a great time.

0:28.2

It's so fun.

0:29.5

And you're going to love it.

0:30.5

You already know you're going to love it.

0:31.4

Dave just had an album come out called The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex.

0:35.0

And you can go listen to Dave's album at sex.gons. That is the actual website, sex.gons. Dot guns. Beer, you can go get Dave's album. You can listen wherever you're going to listen to albums from there. He also has a flipbook that I got to play with that's very cool that you can get along with the album at sex. Dotguns. Dotore. Please go to sex.gons.bore. Otherwise,

0:55.9

Dave bought that website for no reason. And so go there. Check out Dave's new album. Enjoy this episode

1:01.7

where he has never seen La La Land. And it's real fun. We play a couple of dad games. We're real

1:07.1

loose. It's a good time. And we're joined for the first time by Jason Burke, a very

1:11.2

funny comedian recently moved out here from New York. And if you like Jason, go follow him on

1:16.4

Instagram at Eat, Pray, Jason, which is a great name. And you can check out he has a pilot

1:20.5

called Delco Proper that you can go to from his Instagram there. And as always, you can follow

1:25.6

us and vote in the shame bracket. And if you want

1:28.2

more of the episodes and uncut stuff and stuff early and videos and everything, for three bucks a

1:33.0

month, you can follow us on Patreon. Patreon.com slash never seen it. It's only three bucks a month. You

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