Never Meet Your Heroes - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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In this silly story, Cayden pretends he understands what his friends are talking about when a word comes up that he isn’t familiar with. One tiny misunderstanding quickly spins out of control, and suddenly everyone thinks it’s Cayden’s dream to meet a giant potato.
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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| 0:00.0 | In today's episode, a story about idols. |
| 0:05.5 | The people we admire. |
| 0:06.8 | The people we look up to. |
| 0:08.3 | The people we aspire to be just like. |
| 0:11.2 | Even if it's a guy wearing a giant potato suit. |
| 0:14.3 | Let's get into it. |
| 0:16.2 | LOL story time. |
| 0:17.5 | Truly not a boring time. |
| 0:19.0 | Grab a snack and you'll be fine. |
| 0:20.4 | Follow the whole storyline. LOL story time. Make you laugh at a boring time. Grab a snack and you'll be fine. Follow the whole storyline. |
| 0:21.8 | LOL story time. |
| 0:23.2 | Make you laugh at least one time. |
| 0:24.7 | LOL story time. |
| 0:28.9 | This is the story of what happens when you pretend to know what your friends are talking about. |
| 0:34.1 | One Saturday, Caden was over at his friend Jenny's house having an absolutely wonderful time. |
| 0:39.4 | He and a few other friends were in Jenny's basement, laughing and chatting about this, that, and |
| 0:43.4 | everything else. They were having so much fun down there, that Jenny's mother kept complaining |
| 0:48.0 | about the noise. Kids, the entire neighborhood can practically hear you. You're louder than a hundred people playing the bagpipes at the same time. |
| 0:57.7 | You're louder than a thousand jack hammers drilling into the road. |
| 1:01.1 | You're louder than my husband when he snores. |
| 1:03.7 | And that's really saying something. |
| 1:06.3 | But these kids couldn't quiet down. |
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