Magical Beans (but not THOSE beans) - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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In this silly story, Leo dreams of becoming so rich that he never has to do another farm chore again. But when he trades for a strange set of magical beans, he ends up digging himself into a much bigger problem than he expected. Turns out, the best treasures aren’t always made of gold.
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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| 0:00.0 | In today's episode, a young boy tries to trade for some magical beans, because magical |
| 0:07.0 | beans are always better than gold coins. Well, most of the time, let's get into it. |
| 0:13.0 | LOL Storytime, truly not a boring time. |
| 0:17.0 | Grab a snack and you'll be fine. Follow the whole storyline. |
| 0:20.0 | L.O.L. Storytime the whole storyline. LOL story time. |
| 0:21.1 | Make you laugh at least one time. |
| 0:22.5 | LOL story time. |
| 0:26.9 | This is the story of some beans. |
| 0:30.0 | Beans that a boy named Leo desperately wanted to have. |
| 0:33.5 | For these beans were no ordinary beans. |
| 0:36.1 | These were magical beans. And I'm not talking about the |
| 0:39.7 | magical kind of beans you probably think I'm talking about. These were a different kind of bean. |
| 0:45.7 | Leo lived with his mother on a farm just outside of a small village. Years ago, his mother had |
| 0:51.2 | bought the farm on a whim. She had thought farm life was the life for them. |
| 0:55.6 | But oh, how wrong she had been. So very, very wrong. Leo and his mother were terrible farmers, |
| 1:02.9 | quite possibly the worst. Neither of them ever wanted to wake up early. They were always complaining |
| 1:08.1 | about how many chores they had, and their cows, they later discovered, were actually donkeys. |
| 1:13.9 | Hey, Mom, so I just finished two out of the 35 chores I was supposed to do today, but that's good enough, right? |
| 1:20.0 | I might take the rest of the day off to do some shopping in the village. I want to see if I can buy a machine that can do all of our work for us. |
| 1:32.2 | Leo's mother love the idea of a do-all- work for you machine, if such a thing even existed, but machines like that sounded like they would cost a lot of money, which was exactly |
| 1:37.0 | the problem. |
| 1:39.0 | Leo, dear, I'm not sure if you've noticed this, but we kind of stink at this whole farming |
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