Neuticles

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! We're stepping into the New Year by trying out some new styles. Who cares if we need to get fully undressed to pee every 45 minutes? In addition to refreshing our wardrobes, we're also giving our timelines a refresh by subscribing to some new Subreddits. On Chunch Chat, we discuss a very pixelated gecko. And on Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Neuticles," prosthetic testicular implants for neutered dogs and other domestic animals. Humans cannot legally get Neuticles, but I'm consulting a lawyer regarding the legality of having authentic dog testicles implanted.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know.
0:26.0	Let's fuck around and find out what our friends have to say.
0:30.0	Leave this in. Okay, hello babies.
0:35.0	Welcome to baby geniuses.
0:39.0	I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. Are you making fun of me? No I was trying to
0:47.2	fill more space. I mean yes I was. Lisa.
0:57.0	Oh my goodness,
0:59.0	happy new year Lisa.
1:00.0	Happy year.
1:01.0	It's a new year.
1:02.0	It's 2023. Isn't that fucked up? It's a little bit fucked up
1:07.7	Isn't that a really messed up thing to say? I feel like we skipped right from 2021 to 2023 and
1:15.0	2022 didn't happen. Didn't exist. Didn't exist. Yeah. Also whenever people
1:20.0	talk about 2019 I'm like like, oh, last year?
1:22.7	Yeah.
1:24.3	What happened?
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