Hi, people.

Today on What Fresh Hell Is This, Nepotism Babies.

Ignore your privileged scumbags, check your feelings at the door, you can fuck right off.

Also, Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so all of my problems are solved.

What fresh hell is this?

Hello and welcome to What Fresh Hell Is This with me, Stonzy Patenza.

I hope that you have all been having a good week so far.

I feel like every time we do a little, like, here's how I've been this week.

I'm always like, well, my week could have been better.

And I don't know, like, Mercury was in retrograde, whatever the fuck that means.

Every time I'm in a bad mood for like an extended period of time, I check to see if Mercury is in retrograde.

And not that I necessarily think that it fucking matters because I don't, you know, I'm not religious.

And also I don't know how much truth there is to astrology, but I do like having something to blame.

And when Mercury is in retrograde, I'm like, that's it.

That's the reason why things aren't working out right now.

And eventually the planets are going to align.

And then all of my problems are going to just disappear.

And I won't ever have problems again.

Nothing is set, you know, nothing is just going to stay after those planets align, you know?

It's just like a fun little delusion that I have.

I've had like a lot more existential dread recently.

I don't really know why, you know, maybe it's just like me seeping into my mental illness more.

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