On today's episode of What Fresh Hell Is This, my cat has an Instagram right now and

if he becomes more popular than me, I'll kill him.

And also I have a very special friend on today's episode Melissa Ong.

We are going to be talking about trauma, processing it and using it for comedy.

We're going to talk about stimulants, anime, just being girl ease and it's a new year.

We're in February now and all I got to say is, fuck New Year's resolutions.

Hello and welcome to What Fresh Hell Is This with me, Stonzy Patenza.

I hope that you have all been having a good week.

Something that happened to me this week is that, well actually by the time you hear this,

it's already been a while, he'll probably have so many more followers by then.

I started an Instagram from my catbanks, I'm sure some of you, at least some of you

must follow him right now.

And I was actually pretty resistant to the idea of like starting a like a page for my pet

because in my experience, like following animal accounts and stuff, I mean, they always,

they, everyone, everyone dies, all of us die and I don't like it when I follow an animal.

And then the animal fucking dies, like I used to follow a bunch of rabbit accounts on Instagram

because I like rabbits.

And you know, like they go a couple of months to posting and you're like, yeah, it's fucking dead.

That's why you're not posting is because your pet is dead and there's nothing we can do

about it.

And I feel bad on following, but also I don't want to like, I don't want to be there when

the inevitable like, oh, well, we had to say goodbye to Mr. fucking hopper or whatever

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