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Life is Short with Justin Long

Neil Patrick Harris 🌹🌹

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

It’s our first day! Neil Patrick Harris (Wig, How I Met Your Mother) tells us why you shouldn’t do magic tricks for your own children.


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0:00.0

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0:06.6

Just a quick note that our conversation contains some potty talk. Yes.

0:11.4

Grown up potty filthmouth talk. Sorry.

0:21.1

Christian, I recently watched Mrs. Doubtfire, which I hadn't seen in a long time and

0:25.6

I'm a Christian. I think you knew the movie a little bit better than I did. I'm a student of Mrs. Doubtfire.

0:29.6

Yeah, you love. Yeah, I love it.

0:31.6

Rob Williams plays that character so well, first of all, that you sort of start forgetting that Mrs. Doubtfire isn't a woman.

0:38.6

If you watch it from that perspective, it goes from being a fun family comedy to being a dark, erotic lesbian thriller.

0:47.6

Where this old Scottish woman becomes fixated on this family, in particular the mother of this family, and she is like nasty to this innocent man to the shooter.

0:59.6

Who is like, you can't ask for a better shooter. She'll literally say things about his, oh, I wonder if he'll, will he is going to get cold and inverted self into your body?

1:09.6

She throws fruit at him. Yeah.

1:11.6

It's so unrealistic that at some point that guy wouldn't be like, hey, Mrs. Doubtfire, why don't you go fuck off?

1:17.6

It's enough.

1:27.6

From one degree, this is Justin Long and you are listening to Life is Short.

1:31.6

Life could be a dream sweetheart.

1:36.6

And I'm here with my brother, Christian.

1:38.6

And you're listening to one of the first, if not the first, this is the first day.

1:43.6

This is our first day. It's exciting.

1:45.6

This is the first time you're ever introducing.

1:47.6

Yeah, it's clear.

1:48.6

Podcast.

1:49.6

Yes.

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