Welcome back.

We should probably start with an analysis of England's, I'm going to say, performance in the ashes.

Take it away, Ben.

Yes.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

This is going to be... Well, I would bear in mind that... Take it away, Ben. Yes. Thank you. Enjoy.

Well, I would bear in mind that we're recording this over a week in advance, I think, maybe two weeks in advance.

And so that, you know, obviously I can provide up to the moment Ash's News.

Of course I can.

Yeah.

Me and baggers and... Wobbersgers and wobbers. Wobbers. Chobblers. And choblers. That's funny thing I did notice actually in the interviews with the players, it's everyone is a joblers or a noblers or a wobblers. Like, it's really hard to keep track. And it's the same for the Australians and the and the english there's an interview one of the Aussie guys and he's like yeah so well i've been working really hard with noblers and um especially because of you know obviously the experience i had

with chablers last year last year meant that uh we had to so it's unclear whether or not they're

talking about a coach a colleague a joint somewhere on their body.

Chablers is really acting up.

A Victorian virus?

I'm sorry, it's Chablers.

No!

No!

We thought the sewage system had sorted out, Chablers!

I slightly misheard you when you said this last week as being Chablers, who's a complete legend. I lent into my previous behavior. Or a medicine ball. Or another two. It's really hard to tell with choblers. I mean, I'm just very aware that we have listeners, especially in America, who will be so far from understanding anything here. They don't have a wobblers. But they don't even know what the ashes is. They don't even know what sport we're talking about or who we're talking about. I bet they could guess, though. Okay, we'll tell you the answer in three seconds. In the meantime, have you guess. The answer was cricket. Cricket. Cricket. Every so often, England play Australia, and it's called The Ashes, for a very long time, I believe. Yes, it's historic. Oh, I mean, as in they play for a very long time. Oh, yes, that's true. They have a match, but it seems to last 19 months. Although, and you lasted two days, because it all went horribly wrong for England. Because of Wablers. Because of Wablers.

Wablers had a roachshamblers.

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