My entitled neighbors complained to me and my family that we are the loudest people on planet Earth,

claiming that we keep them up at all hours of the night, as they've also called the cops on us

multiple times to get us in trouble. So I decided to get some petty revenge on these people

by literally being the nicest person on planet Earth. And as a result, I drove these people

absolutely insane by literally being the sweetest person that they never

wanted to deal with. Here's what happened. So I used to live with my family on the fourth floor of a

building. In my country, there's a rule that any building with more than four floors must have an

elevator. Unfortunately, our building just barely missed the mark. So we had to climb all those stairs

every single day. Below us lived an

elderly couple who were, let's just say not the friendliest. Everything annoyed them. Honestly,

I kind of get it. If I were their age and had to drag myself up three flights of stairs

every single day, I would probably be bitter at the world as well. But these two were at a

whole different level. They complained about everything and everyone. They hated the neighbors across the hall because of the cooking smells. They hated the ones below them for playing music. But when it came to us, oh, their complaints about us were so ridiculous. They were almost funny. Apparently, we were the loudest stompers they'd ever encountered. They would say to us, you bang on the floor so hard,

we fall out of bed. And yes, that is an actual quote. But the real kicker here is that the noise

they were furious about wasn't coming from me, a teenager at the time, who was literally tiptoeing

around quietly, or even my mom who was barely ever home. This noise was coming from our cat. Yes,

the problem was my young featherweight cat.

She would zoom around the apartment like a rocket. Sure, she was lively, but she mostly ran around

during the day. At night, she would cuddle up with me under the blanket and sleep peacefully.

There's no way she's making earth-shaking noise, but the downstairs neighbors wouldn't let it go.

They started calling the police. Obviously

nothing came of it because, well, there was no actual noise. Then they started yelling at us

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