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The night may be long and the dark may be deep, but the answers are there to be found. Whether it's the normal,

the abnormal, or the paranormal, you're in the right place. Let's go beyond reality.

Sometimes it's the normal, sometimes it's the abnormal, and sometimes it's the paranormal, but it's

always beyond reality. Welcome to the program, everyone. I'm your host,

J.V. Johnson, and as I get settled here, because I have to, first of all, I have to thank Bruce

the Shark, Markison, for filling in for me last, it was Wednesday night slash Thursday

morning show, because the Thursday night slash Friday morning show was the best of.

So thank you to Bruce for doing that.

And thank you to all of you for treating him well.

But when he fills in, I got, there's a lot of things I have to reorganize and reset.

I got to make sure my orange candies are secure, all that stuff.

You know what it's like.

And so I was just in the middle of doing that.

But anyway, welcome to the program. It's great to have you here. This is the week after Thanksgiving. I hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving, by the way. I hope you've got a chance to spend it with

friends and family. I hope you didn't overindulge, although we all tend to do that on all the

holidays. You know, anytime there's a meal involved in a holiday, we get kind of crazy. I didn't,

though, I have to say, I actually behaved myself. I only had one piece of apple pie, which is unusual

because they usually have one pie, the whole pie. I only had one piece. apple pie, which is unusual because I usually have one pie, the whole pie.

I only had one piece.

And I regretted it later because I went to my sister's house for the Thanksgiving meal.

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