Needles

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.6 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2012

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Live at the Parlor Club in Bellevue, Washington, Greg talks about Etta, Alexander and Olympia. (This episode features 20 minutes of bonus content exclusive to the Proopcast App. Visit the , the or to download the app.)

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for your host, Greg Prooops!
0:24.9	Correct! Thank you, Vanny. Once again, we convene with the collegial
0:32.4	conviviality known only to the city of Bellevue, here at Parler Live in some kind of weird mall
0:39.3	where Microsoft is located. Here in the land of white people and friends of white people, Bellevue,
0:46.4	where it is gangster on the streets. I might just go to pottery barn and then Eddie Bauer. What's up?
0:51.3	Uh-huh. It's a very special night as we recorded here at the Sunday night. The 49ers have lost
1:00.2	to the New York Giants. Congratulations to the New York Giants. And I know, I know. And well
1:05.9	down to 49ers this year because they gave us an amazing season and that's all I'm going to say
1:10.2	about that. That's as gracious as I can be because inside I'm holding back vitriol and male tears.
1:16.0	I have MCS right now, male crying syndrome. And uh, yeah, I feel like I'm being inducted into
1:23.4	the Hall of Fame and I'm talking about my brother who I always worshiped. So well done them and we'll
1:29.8	see them all at the Super Bowl. I won't. Now the Super Bowl is a day off for me. I was going to
1:33.6	watch if the Niners went. Now I think I'm going to eat that fucking pot candy bar I've had my eye on.
1:38.7	And the freezer and really turn it loose. Awesome. We care in the Bellevue Stroke, Seattle,
1:46.9	$5 cover charge over the bridge area. First of all, I flew in during a punishing Jack Frost like
1:56.2	mythical, unbelievable storm where the heat miser was on my ass the whole way. And evidently,
2:03.3	God is angry at Washington for considering opening up the state to game marriage.
2:11.1	If I was new, Genreck, I would interpret it that way that the Frost came because of your
2:16.0	punitive actions and therefore you must be punished. But everyone here has taken it with great
2:21.2	aplomb. I had one fellow tell me I'm the new work all week. It's not exactly. That's the kind of
2:29.1	pride I like to hear, ladies and gentlemen. There's a lot to be said for work. It fills up hours
2:36.1	and stuff like that. It gives you a purpose. But there's also a lot to be said for idling because
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