Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Bruce!

Fantastic!

Wow, exciting! Once again, the smartest man in the world,

Proofcast takes to the ether from the gigantic,

commodious confines of the Hearst Forum here at the Academy of Sciences

at San Francisco's inestimable, indescribably beautiful Golden Gate Heart

ladies and gentlemen. It's so very exciting to be here and

what can only be described as the giant rectangle.

Apparently, they give lectures on sea life here and then

administer a spanking machine afterward from what I can tell from the room.

There is a window behind me here but we can't have it open because apparently

gigantic security lights shine in the whole time and will burn holes in your retina.

I welcome you to the show and I have to say, I feel like an eight-year-old,

not in a Penn State way, but I feel like an eight-year-old

walk it off, bitches. Walk it off.

I feel like an eight-year-old because I grew up in here, really.

I mean, I'm from San Carlos, California, originally exactly.

Two people, the rest of you, really?

That's all right. Some of you are probably from San Leandro, so.

Now, I know how it feels. San Carlos is a small white principality.

Some 30 minutes and 10 years south of here.

And we were driven up here all the time to come to the Academy of Sciences,

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