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But we'll see. I told them I want to have a say in what news is covered because we cover the top of the top stories here. Yeah. I don't think they like that. No. They have agendas. Yeah. Not covering that stuff. I said, listen here, pal. Doctors taking off his own legs. You're going to hear about that for me. Or you're going to hear about it from my pal Dave here in a couple minutes. That's a hell of a teaser, man. Fuck. See, that's what we do in the business. So, what else? What's going on in your lives? Not too much.

We'd be bad at the small talk that they do between the little...

So, Carol, what did you do over the weekend?

Well, I saved some puppies from a fire,

and then I went and donated my time at the food bank.

There was a cryptid festival in Medina. Oh, yeah. How was that? Yeah, how was that? You didn't tell us. It was good. It's good. Yeah. There's a lot of cool stuff up there. There were some cool booths. Or any furries dressed up as cryptids or anything cool like that? There was a moth man walking around. All right, that's cool. I didn't know, like, is it just like a bunch of like booths and vendors and stuff? Or is it like, like, do they have any cryptid, like, type guests or speakers or? So there were some authors there. Yeah. But that, yeah, they, everybody just has their booths and stuff. He just kind of walk around. Yeah. You had a fucking Chicago style dog. So that's worth it right there. I know. And then I like immediately turned around after I ate that hot dog and I got some tacos right after. Fucking bang, bang. Yeah. A bang bang. That's amazing. Yeah. And then I went home and watched football right after. It's a perfect Sunday. I've never had beeria tacos. It was all right. It was just fine. Yeah. You got to dip them in that sauce, right? Like, is that? I don't know why I made the motion. I didn't get any sauce with it. The beeria? Yeah. That's how I've always had. I mean, with the sauce?

You get the sauce and dip it.

They didn't give me any sauce.

What the fuck?

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