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One of the first times I ever smoked marijuana. I was a teenager. I was driving down the street of my hometown

And I had just smoked pot for the first time and so I must have been driving very slowly

But I was feeling really good. So slowly that when I got up to a red light a cop to my right

Put his one of those really bright lights on a cop car directly onto my face and

Said over the his loudspeaker. Is everything okay? I get very nervous around authority and I rolled down the window and

The thing I thought to tell him was

Was this I said I'm so sorry officer. I just really nervous right now

I am and I'm excited. I I just lost my virginity and

He smiled and said ah well

Congratulations or something like that roll up his window turn off his light and just kept driving and it worked

and

And then 17 years later you actually lost your virginity

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream

From one dream. This is life is short. I'm your host Justin long

And as always I'm here with my brother Christian hi my oh, oh, yeah

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So that story about the of course I hadn't yet lost my virginity not of course

I didn't mention then you joked about it, but I of course is

People have seen my high school yearbook photo they know I was still a virgin. It was like a little larva

I also have a problem with not a problem with authority but a slight fear

Yeah, I'm like fonds. Yeah, you're like Marlon Brando. Yeah, I don't I don't take any shit from cops

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