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When Christian and I were kids, we had a few different babysitters. Our favorite or my favorite babysitters were there were three

teenage boys who lived. It sounds weird now. Who lived around the corner from us named the parisies and

they were very impressive. The key is they played football. They were high school football players and at the time when I was five, six, seven years old

I was obsessed with football. Either one or two of them at a time would

occasionally babysit for us and

one time when they did I went it so badly to impress them that I set up a shrine in my bedroom of

the football helmet I had and all my favorite football cards and

filtered through my six or seven-year-old brain. I thought they thought it was cool, but looking back they must have been kind of

freaked out. Oh, that's why you got the restraining order against you. I always wondered what those four. I thought it was just random. Yeah.

From one dream this is Justin Long and you are listening to Life is Short. Life could be a dream sweetheart.

Doo.

And with me as always is Christian. Hi Justin. Hi Christian. That continues to be weird. I

We normally don't call each other by our first names, but you are named Christian. So speaking of the parisies

they were kind of the idealized version of our family and that we were three brothers. They were three brothers

they were older than us, but they were not that you not to put us down too much, but they were very handsome and friendly and

athletic. They played sports. So they were kind of I always saw them as people that we aspired to be as a kid. Yeah, that's true.

They were definitely our physical

superiors. Well, we were also little boys. They were they you know, they had but even once we became teenagers they looking back

I think they were physically superior. They were. But you don't know that because you're like they were your vision of them

varsity football players not all varsity football players are really good looking. No, not necessarily good looking but more physically impressive than we are. Yeah, I don't mean just their faces.

Is that what you think of them on their faces? They're really nice faces. I think they did two of them are twins. Uh-huh. Remember there was an oldest Chris and occasionally we would get Chris and that was like he was like Tom Brady.

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