Navigate By Dog
ill-advised by Bill Nighy
EYEPOD Studios
5.0 • 642 Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Dog etiquette, cravats, air saxophone solos and sugar addiction are among the subjects addressed by Bill in this episode.
This episode's playlist is called 'Instead of School' and includes:
- 'I’m Tore down’ by Freddie King
- ‘Right Place, Wrong Time’ by Dr John
- ‘Nutbush City Limits’ by Ike & Tina Turner
- ‘Stutter’ by Elastica
- ‘Daylight’ by Kellow Rowland (ft. Travis McCoy)
- ‘Suffragette City’ by David Bowie
You can find the playlist here on Spotify and on Apple Music here
The book that Bill recommends this week is 'The Idiot' by Elif Batuman
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, good afternoon or good evening, depending on where you are on the planet. |
| 0:05.0 | This is ill-advised by Bill Nye. I am Bill Nye and I vow, I promise that we will continue our |
| 0:13.8 | quest to make this podcast as inconsequential as it is humanly possible to be. |
| 0:20.1 | This is a profundity-free zone. If you catch me |
| 0:24.1 | commenting on your relationship, either sexual or romantic, or any kind of relationship, |
| 0:28.9 | call a cab. I'll be answering more questions and I'll try not to make things actually worse. |
| 0:35.3 | As regular listeners will know, I'll also be suggesting some songs and books. |
| 0:40.6 | We also have a new feature, which is, well, I don't think you understand, but I'm like |
| 0:47.2 | with the band, which is interesting, where people send in the embarrassing name of their early |
| 0:53.7 | embarrassing band and the |
| 0:55.8 | embarrassing lyrics preferably to their signature embarrassing song and I will read those |
| 1:02.3 | embarrassing lyrics out over the air let's start now |
| 1:11.9 | hi Bill it's Gary. |
| 1:14.2 | I'm living in Uji, originally from England. |
| 1:17.8 | I just wanted to say I really enjoyed your solo air guitar the other day. |
| 1:22.9 | It was pretty good. |
| 1:24.0 | I brought a smile to my face. |
| 1:26.5 | On the subject, I was thinking of holding a |
| 1:29.1 | air solo saxophone competition. |
| 1:32.9 | Do you have any idea which city I should hold it in? |
| 1:36.0 | And would you like to participate? |
| 1:38.4 | Thank you very much. |
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