Good morning, good afternoon or good evening, depending on where you are on the planet.

Welcome to Illadvised by Bill Nye, the second season.

Oh yeah.

And the clue is in the title, as always.

And we are here to help you waste time in a creative way.

We're here to help you squander a part of your day. We're here to give you a break

from everything and to be as inconsequential as it's possible for anyone to be. That's what's on offer,

which is not nothing. The risk is when you get to age, is that you cannot infrequently be mistaken

for somebody who knows what's happening or knows what to do. You may have picked up a few things

when you get to my age that are of use like online shopping, parking. That's a laugh. I couldn't

park a car now. I don't drive. I don't own a car.

I was questioned by a journalist recently who said, is it true, which is always a bad start?

Because it means, were you lying? He said, is it true that you don't own a car or a laptop?

And I said, yeah, that's true. And he said, well,

that's very austere of you. I said, is it? He said, yeah, he said, because you're denying yourself,

all these luxuries. I couldn't quite get my head around why he would think owning a car was a luxury.

I mean, I get it if you need a car.

I don't need a car.

But for me, I love not owning a car.

I can't get enough of it.

It's a real luxury for me not to own a car.

You don't have to put it anywhere.

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